I went to Reading Festival and I'm still alive - Achievement!
The only bad point of the weekend is that I waaaaay underdressed it! Literally everyone there was channelling their inner hipster and had pulled out all the stops. I on the other hand had decided to fuck looking fashionable and wear all my old comfy boring clothes. I even nearly didn't bring make-up cause I assumed that nobody would give a shit about it; thank the lord I did!
So my recommendations for anyone going to Reading next year is:
- Take nice clothes, well fashionable ones because you will feel underdressed if you don't (but tbh everyone is to shit faced to really care)
- Don't get so fucked you forget everything (or whitey on the first night and feel like a fool)
- Bring LOTS of food and water bottles cause everything is stupidly priced
- Bring lots of hand sanitizer and tissues, LOTS. and body spray actually, eau de portaloo is a bad take on eau de toilet.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE NEXT YEAR BITCHESSSS!!!!
Vain Fa'Siân xxxxxxx
ps- I'll put some piccies up when they get developed

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