I went to Reading Festival and I'm still alive - Achievement!
So weekend just gone I went to Reading Festival, literally the best week of my life. No Joke. Stayed in a camp with a friend from Surrey and her friends, was proper nervous that they'd all be like 'who dat biatch?' but they were so lovely and welcoming! And the best part of Reading is the fact that everyone you meet is really chatty and lavely :)
The only bad point of the weekend is that I waaaaay underdressed it! Literally everyone there was channelling their inner hipster and had pulled out all the stops. I on the other hand had decided to fuck looking fashionable and wear all my old comfy boring clothes. I even nearly didn't bring make-up cause I assumed that nobody would give a shit about it; thank the lord I did!
So my recommendations for anyone going to Reading next year is:
- Take nice clothes, well fashionable ones because you will feel underdressed if you don't (but tbh everyone is to shit faced to really care)
- Don't get so fucked you forget everything (or whitey on the first night and feel like a fool)
- Bring LOTS of food and water bottles cause everything is stupidly priced
- Bring lots of hand sanitizer and tissues, LOTS. and body spray actually, eau de portaloo is a bad take on eau de toilet.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE NEXT YEAR BITCHESSSS!!!!
Vain Fa'Siân xxxxxxx
ps- I'll put some piccies up when they get developed